Jokes and stories!

     Hey NMM'S! Wassup! I am alright,3rd marking period ended and we are having the state test in May. The 7th and 8th graders get it on the last week of April,and while they do it before the 6th graders...WE GO TO SCHOOL AT 10:30am AND USUALLY WE GO AT 7:30am! BOOYAHH!

 

Does anyone say Booyahh anymore,seriously though.. :P

 I wanted to make this post about funny jokes I heard recently and really dumb ones but still make you laugh. I thought of doing it for this post because in school we do dipsticks. Dipsticks are a mini little do now. Our English teacher does and so do my other teachers. Well our English teacher does the dipsticks for mandatory books we read in school. He does it every time we read a new chapter in the book. He gives us bonus questions,it is usually about sports,the news,math,and other stuff! Never easy so one day he decided to do jokes that make him laugh! Let me tell you,he is epic but a bit like grumpy cat! Not my words,a student said why he is like grumpy cat. XD Okay finally joke time! (WARNING:HORRIBLEish JOKES)

• What did Miley have for thanksgiving? Twerkys!
• (that was the winning joke)
• Your momma!
• (two different people wrote that)
• Knock Knock! Who's there? Your momma!
• Why was the man staring at the juice cartoon? It said "concentrate"!
• (my joke! :P)

Hope that made you wonder,laugh,or at least smile. :) So now story time! This is now concerning members and non-members. This story may sound like others but it is a common problem in AnimalJam. 

There was a member jammer advertising for a party. I went to the party and it looked cool. I wasn't wearing my "rare" clothing or had any rares on my trade-list and was non-member. Girls just wanna have fun,so I did. cx Then "rare" members told me to leave,they weren't the owner of the den. They yelled at me with caps and I asked why? They said because I was a non-member and not even rare! "If you were rare,it would have been easier! Gosh,non-member are so dumb!" "Non-members are just tards and female dogs!" If are wondering why there is two exclamation points in one quote,this is an old story before the new update. I was upset and starting fighting back for myself. My friend came when I started fighting for myself. She was a member and she wanted to do something with me. She was confused and helped me anyway. I didn't even ask her but she did.. They started bullying her too just for helping me and she was wearing her rare clothing and member. I told her we should leave because they are threatening to ban us but she didn't come. She was fighting for herself and me. We left then when they were being worse than before. What I am saying is members can be nice or not. As well as non members can be nice or not.We have to stand up for every jammer,no matter if they are a non-member or member. Ranks should not matter,just their personality.

Hope you guys enjoy my super long posts,I just want to make a difference even if it is a kids game. Bye NMM'S!